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Posted by: spyhwearslayer
Please read part 1,2,3 and if you can, then you can start on this one....
Ok so we are going to talk a bit about apps in Windows 8, in particular, how do you place two apps on the a screen side by side, as well as how do you actually use an app in detail... Each app that you use as many similarities to most other apps, and you can always get to a menu to use any app in the same way.
Essentially, once you have opened an app, then you will use the mouse, or possibly the touch screen to do stuff..
So lets begin now, To open an app, just double click on it left mouse or tracker pad, so lets open the camera app.
It's simple to open, and once you have done so you can control the app using the mouse, its always easier to have a nice mouse rather than use the tracker pad on you laptop..
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Posted by: spyhwearslayer
Once you have killed all the grease balls outside the casino, you got to go inside and hunt down the man him self Jimmy... Read part one and two of this blog series first at chephrenrepairs.com/nuc notice chephrenrepairs is the defacto and preferred laptop repairs facility in Berkshire go to www.chephrenrepairs.com
You have a choose you can enter the casino through the door, or go on to the roof and shoot the fucks through the roof gaps.... If Gerry was here now he would say just fuck the pussies and make sure Pegarino is fucked up proper....

You can go in to the door in the side of the building, but throw in a couple of grenades first, and from distance launch a couple of rockets through the door, then enter with your assault rifle, ensure that you use cover, and blast the smuck on the stairs to the left hand side early, and the shit head on the stairs at the back of the room... Once you get into the part near the cement mixer you can talk to Mr Pegarino before he shits him self and flees like the rat he is..
There are some stair if you go up and jump to the right instead of the left there is a medical pack, you may need those bandages and tcp lotion... Use the pack if you like now you are ready to go up the stairs to the top, ensure that you have your rifle loaded, as soon as you go through the fire exit door you will have a couple of pusses to deal with, so fuck their arses...
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Posted by: spyhwearslayer
Read the first blog, i.e part one, then read this part part two.... Once you arrive at the casino you will be under a bridge the casino will be in front of you to the right a bit... Get out of your swanky car and start with you RPG that's rockets.... Your enemy are pegarino,s hired thugs, a greasy gable of gun tooting unwashed morons, you need to kill them all, but in this blogg we explains how to go about it.... Don't go at this like a demented bull on high grade cocaine in a China shop or a cut glass factory....

Many of the morons are hiding behind vehicles, ie cars that are just dumped outside the dissused casino. The WOrsed part is you can,t even go in and blow a few hundred grand in the toilet wheel mean roulette wheel.. Make sure you hit some of the cars with rockets, do not launch those with anything behind you otherwise you will find yourself in a bbb..ox in the ground. You might hear the hot dog man saying my dogs are long and hot.... I'm sure they are but I want mine with mustard and fucking onions or else your a dead man.....

You should kill the gooks on the roof first, that's all of them, move forward but use the piles of building materials for cover, make sure that you do not get caught in the cross fire from the guy in between the yellow tipper boxes, killl him good , and ensure you blast the arse hole in the dip to the left where the plastic fencing is and the concreete barrier.





Category: General
Posted by: spyhwearslayer
Ok... its time to go and finish off Jimmy Pegorino, the slummy slimmy scum basted that just gunned down your kinky girlfriend Kate Mcreary. You will go back to your safe house and wake up thinking I was supposed to have protected her!!!
You need to get downstairs and hijack a vehicle, any vehicle will do that you see, but i rather like a large one with a bit of power, may be a Sentinal, thats my favourite car, but there are others that are fast like the Sultan or Comet. After a short while you will get a text from Jacob, saying that he will help you get that scum bag Jimmy p, and you need to telephone Jacob, in order to find out where you are going to meet h
You need to make sure that you are equipped with every weapon in the flippin book, so make sure you have RPG rocket propelled grenades and machine gun and Assault rifle and full complete health and armour at least and any other ammo you can carry..


You need to drive over to meet up with Jacob and Roman who will be waiting in a very large black car, you have gota drive over there, but you do not have to drive at full tilt, just put your peddle to the metal, and make sure you don't "fuck you ride" on the way over there... oh yes and try not to ram the car that your mates are in too hard in case you total that piece of junk as well...... Do not attract the attention of the pigs on the way by running over girls shopping or buying their flip flops or squashing dudes eating greasy hotdogs, against walls by careless driving, though running few red light completely recklessly should be ok a red light means go and go now ... Part way through this very fast a furious car chase the car you are chasing will swap over to the other lane by going through the central reservation, I would not recommend that on the M4 doing 100 mph, you must swap lanes as if you do not you will miss the slip road that the goons take to exit the duel carriageway, missing that turn off, will mean you have not enough time to catch up and you will never catch up with Jimmy and put a slug in his heart...

You should make sure that you have mastered the skill of hiding behind solid objects before going after Jimmy P, You can hide behind objects like piles of wood or such things by pressing the top right hand button on the controller..... Once you have got to the car with Jacob and Roman in get into that car, and you will notice that Jacob has had one of jimmy's lackeys under observation for a while and has noticed that this minor criminal has be picking up chicken shit for Jimmy Pegorino for some time, so its just a matter of following the the little shit back to his boss.......

You have to chase the hooligans in the car from where you are back to the Casino where Jimmy P is, this car chase is quite long so make sure you drive quite fast, and also make sure you avoid ramming on coming vehicles head on as that might fuck up you car or worse cause it to burst in to flames and kill you and Jacob and Roman in a hideous red hot flaming fire ball..... You need to follow the car, and you can drive really fast, but make sure you take all the corners to follow the fleeing gook.... You can really floor the fucking Washington, really push the engine to absolute total max max, i think that's the model of car your driving ..... do not loose it on the bridges or ram into any piles of concrete on the road, avoid hitting any traffic head on or any telegraph poles, hitting a few trash cans or lamp posts is fun, and if you damage the car a bit its nice to hear Roman swearing. sweating and basically loosing his cool and cursing in fear of his bloody life.......

If you kill a few pedestrians on the way , you probably will not attract the attention of the fuzz, so not to worry.... Eventually you get to a part where the car you are chasing turns sharp right down a track, follow the car down a hill, brake at the bottom a fair bit, or bloody put the anchors on full!, turn very sharp left then look for smaller track going of to the right at an angle, go down there and you will get to the casino... its not open so you can not play a bit of black jack or pontoon....







Category: General
Posted by: spyhwearslayer
Well to start with the server will have no roles defined so it will not be a domain controller, so you will not have a domain, nor will the server be part of a domain. You can only have a domain if you have a domain controller, you can promote your server to be a domain controller,but I am not sure if you can create a domain just with one domain controller but I think you can.
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Posted by: spyhwearslayer
Go and look at our notes about this on Evernote
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In order to get these pod casts and listen to them on the move you need to have the following: You need some kind of pc or laptop to download the podcast to and of course a broadband connection. You also need an MP3 player and a lead to attach you mp3 player to the computer. Oh yes and finally you will need to have a little piece of software to transfer the podcast from the pc to the mp3 player,
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Category: General
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Starting right at the beginning, well thats easier ain't it than starting at the end and working backwards from the end...., unless you are at the end of the tunnel, where normally i believe there is usually a light on .......... the light at the end of the tunnel!

There are a number of reasons why the red ring of death occurs, but lets explaine what it is....
You turn on your console and there's the usual werring and noise, but the lights around the power button instead of going green which is normal go red, but they normally flash in a sequence red, oftern just three of them, I think there are actually 4 lights there, but i digress......

Now one of the main reasons why "the red ring of death" occurs is that the cooling of the graphics chips starts to fail... and that is ofern due to a breakdown in the thermal connectivity between the chips themselves and the cooling system..... this can be so bad, real bad, that the system checks the temperature of the chips and finds it to be too hot and then shuts the system down, and that causes the red lights to show and the xbox will not start, and so you see no dashboard and noto reading f the disk occurs and the machine is as they say in lock down!!!! nice..... but you can not play any games or watch any videos or do anything fun... so thats pants.....

The Xbox 360, can go wrong in other ways, but mostly if you have the red ring of death, it is that the graphics chips, and or the processor unit has got too hot..... But oddly the Xbox sometimes indicates an error number, a so called E number, not to be confused with E numbers in food.... thats another ball game!

Now then now then......... these numbers all mean something, and if you have one come up on the screen, you can work out what it means, and sometimes it is quite clear what has broken, but not always...... some of the numers are very specific to certain faults, and if you learn them then you have a pointer don't you....

We are considering mending some of the Xbox 360's very soon indeed, and in order to do this we need a few broken Xbox360s, some xbox 360 poewer supplies and hard disks, a few screw drivers, well we have them in the workshop, a clear bench, an antistatic mat, antistatic wire connected to the earth, and of course the right repair kit, or two....... clearly we are not going to detail the entire process here, because that would let the cat out of the bag, and we are happier having the cat struggling, meow..... meowww, in the bag with the top firmly tied up thanks.....!!!!